[...] The most rapidly growing ecosystem in history: 10.000.000 device activations every month, over nine thousand millions of downloads every single day, and more than 800.000 applications available for purchase, just a year after we announced Application Depot. All this thanks to you, developers and customers alike. All this via sheer innovation, not spending a single dime on patent wars! [Applauses]

But we are not here to remember the past, we are here to take a look at the future: today we introduce you to the brand new Persophone Mark II! [Long pause for applauses] A faster hepta-core CPU, improved antenna performance, a guaranteed battery life of at least 24 hours, and the feature everybody is talking about. Yes, the rumors were spot on. Indoor flight capabilities! [...]

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